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helllllllo.
this blog's so dead it wouldn't move even if i kicked it.
HAHAHAH.

anyway, JALENE!!!!
SEND US THE CLASS PARTY PHOTOS!

okay.
just wanted to share this scale me and my cousin came up with over a supper of tauhuay and youtiaos.
YUMMY.


it's a woman's beauty standard scale, according to our research.
HAHAHAHA
it's quite funny.


1 is the saddest.
10's the happiest.


1-3 would be fat and flat women.
i mean like ouchhh.
(eg your tummy's bigger than your boobs.)
hahahahah.


3-4 would be thin and concave ladies.
hahaha.
it's quite sad to be unable to carry up a dress so i've been told.
like flat, airport runway flat.
like your boyfriend/brother has bigger moobs than yours?


4-6 would be fat and booby women.
hahahaha.
i mean being fat's quite sad but at least there's the boobs so yay!
clevage is one thing several girls might kill to get so i've been told.

6-8 would be thin and slightly booby girls.
like cup aa or a.
hahahah.
it's better than being fat and booby.
(so i've been told.)


and 8-10 are just those women you wanna murder/"copy and paste on yourself" their bodies all the time.
like stick thin girls with cup c.
RAH.

hahahaha.
you could tell we were very very bored.
zzzzzz.


so where do you fit in?

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p.s. this is a superficial scale that doesn't take into consideration your INNER beauty.
so please dont trust this scale and go murder yourself if you're a 1.
HAHAHAHAH.

cheerios and happy new year (: