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helllllllo.
this blog's so dead it wouldn't move even if i kicked it.
HAHAHAH.

anyway, JALENE!!!!
SEND US THE CLASS PARTY PHOTOS!

okay.
just wanted to share this scale me and my cousin came up with over a supper of tauhuay and youtiaos.
YUMMY.


it's a woman's beauty standard scale, according to our research.
HAHAHAHA
it's quite funny.


1 is the saddest.
10's the happiest.


1-3 would be fat and flat women.
i mean like ouchhh.
(eg your tummy's bigger than your boobs.)
hahahahah.


3-4 would be thin and concave ladies.
hahaha.
it's quite sad to be unable to carry up a dress so i've been told.
like flat, airport runway flat.
like your boyfriend/brother has bigger moobs than yours?


4-6 would be fat and booby women.
hahahaha.
i mean being fat's quite sad but at least there's the boobs so yay!
clevage is one thing several girls might kill to get so i've been told.

6-8 would be thin and slightly booby girls.
like cup aa or a.
hahahah.
it's better than being fat and booby.
(so i've been told.)


and 8-10 are just those women you wanna murder/"copy and paste on yourself" their bodies all the time.
like stick thin girls with cup c.
RAH.

hahahaha.
you could tell we were very very bored.
zzzzzz.


so where do you fit in?

-
p.s. this is a superficial scale that doesn't take into consideration your INNER beauty.
so please dont trust this scale and go murder yourself if you're a 1.
HAHAHAHAH.

cheerios and happy new year (:

wheeeeeeeeeeee.



i am egg-cited.
tomorrow tomorrow we are going to have a class party.
(:


and there will be lovely desserts too!
heeheeheeheehee.


okay that isn't the point.
anyway, i have been stuck at home sewing and sewing and sewing christmas presents.
and painting and painting and painting.
hahahaha.


will post up the end results soon (:
heehee
need to do a photoshoot for them.


tralalala.
and if you're very nice, you may get one of these (:
heeheehee.

(i'm sorry if you didn't get one cause i might go blind making so many ones love.)



okay.
i'm just excited about the class party.
shall go sleep now. (:
goodnight!

class party

hello babes and dudes.
hurr.


wheeeeeeee.
anyway, class party is confirmed on the 19TH december.
yes.

hahaha.
only shereen and harmit aren't going.
(cue to go awwww.)
we'll take loads of pictures don't worry (:

AND DONT PUT ON FACEBOOK IF NOT I WILL PUNCH/WHACK YOU OR DO SOMETHING VIOLENT.
JUST SEND ME THROUGH HOTMAIL!!!!
AND PROM PHOTOS HAVEN'T SENT MEEEEEEEEEE!
RAWRRR.

okay, i'm still cheery.
heehee.

anyway, we're meeting at kem-bang-an mrt station at 10AM.
then we go jalene's house.
where 1/4 of us will cook and the rest play with wii,mahjiong and karaoke.

menu for lunch will be:

starter- cream of wild mushrooms, coupled with toasted garlic bread.
main dishes- roast chicken with thyme and rosemary with vegetables
shepard's pie (pork) with mozerella cheese
linguine with bacon and mushrooms in tomato sauce
roasted ham coupled with pineapple chunks
drink- lychee spirits (something i whacked up.)
dessert- cookies made by HUANG WANXIN.

(if you laosai, nothing to do with me okay!)
hahahahah

moi and jalene and suxin are going to cook those dishes and others who wanna cook can volunteer (:

dress code's RED OR GREEN.
go with the christmas theme people!

and bring 20 dollars.
cos at night there will be (((((:
BARBEQUEEEEEE.

yummy eh?
hahahah, and that one will be lovely too so don't worry!
so it's 10 bucks per meal and confirm you will be satisfied beyond belief!

-
gift exchange
you should have recieved the msg to get the gift for who.
so remember, budget MINIMUM 10 bucks.
don't be a stingyy pok.

and it's okay if you wanna shamelessly advertise what you want on this blog.
i would like polaroid film/cool shirts/sneakers.
DONT GET ME GUMMIES/PINK FURRY STUFF.
i will stab you.

and remember to wrap the gift ah.
seriously some people.
tsk.


okay.
that's about it.
heehee.
people bring cameras k.
and send me the prom photos!
RAH.


and i'm your resident cheeriest girl signing off.
goodnight!
(hurr.)

Urgent!

hi everyone

it's been a while...i'd almost forgotten the password to this blog. anw can those who were at DnD not tell those who were absent how embarrassing the darn video message was? i'm not even sure now what possessed me to go record that.

glad to know you're all enjoying your hols...but there's one last assignment left!! for a selected few..so the following people please check your emails, i need some details for your SGC. asap.

xiqing
yingxuan
haemal
jalene
jasmine
zongyi
huishan

can those who still read this blog please do help me pass on the message to the above people? thank you.

enjoy your hols, you deserve it (and i say this grudgingly of course).

cheers
ms h

gross shit!

http://www.funlol.com/7798/World%27s_Biggest_Zit%21.html



WATCH THIS.
ZOMGGG.
I SHALL NEVER EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PIMPLEEEE.
ZOMGGGGG.

anyway, those with prom photos of me (zoe) please email me at
errrrrk283@hotmail.com

thanks loads!

HELLLLLLLO BABY!

anyway, jalene is currently incapacitated due to personal reasons.

(don't worry folks, she's fine.)

so she wants me to tell you all that class partyyyy/christmas party is on the 19th dec.

i repeat 19th december.

so get it in your thick skulls and dont forget or i might stab you or something.

19th dec

if you forget i have nothing to say.

hurhur

anyway, it'll be at jalene's house.

because dinner and lunch are included,please bring urm..15 dollars (rough estimation only).

will be having mahjiong, wii and kboxing.

and we'll have christmas gift exchange of budget min 10 bucks so those who wanna go MUST TELL ME IF NOT I CANNOT DO ANYTHING.

those who can make it so far are:

wanxin

zoe

jasmine

joanne tng

jalene (duh.)

so the rest who haven't told me (zoe) better sms me ASAP IF NOT I WILL STAB YOU.

going or not going, 

JUST SMS ME.

UGH I HATE IDIOTS WHO DON'T BOTHER TO REPLY.

yes.

sms me asap or i will hound you every single day till you regret you didn't send me that one msg.

so REPLY ME ASAP.

anyway, cheerios and happy christmas!

p.s. you won't be having a happy one if you didn't msg me back.

remember.

Hey guys, I duno how many of you have the photo of the whole class at prom...ppl kept moving in n out...so here's the full class one, just in case :)

Cheers