brains!

this is a joke i found while clearing my inbox. haha. maybe u would have read it. but i find it real funny. enjoy!

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, wheretheir family member lay gravely ill Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a braintransplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is theonly hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves...

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a greatlength of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost? The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for afemale brain. The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoidingeye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the questioneveryone wanted to ask "Why is the male brain so much more? The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark downthe price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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