(((:

PEEKTURES FROM JAC'S POWER BENTO:
















THE NOTE (:













MY FRIEND'S CUTE KITTEN. (IT'S THE SIZE OF MY PALM.)

Known to most as Lilo and Stitch...little do we know that Lilo has a twin named Kilo who also has a ET pet, named B****

B**** is supposedly a cute little blue alien with four arms, two legs and antennae who is deceptively strong, fast, intelligent, destructive and indestructible....although most who have seen this mysterious creature would say otherwise....

B**** enjoys sleeping, blasting music from its interstellar communication device (handphone in human lang.), grinning widely, and sleeping...again...

BY: im supposed to be a purple dinosaur?

Barmal

Barmal

Barmal N. Dinosaur (or simply just Barmal) is a two hundred million year old purple dinosaur, who comes to life through a child's imagination.

He is best known for his friendly, optimistic (and somtimes even *coughsickcough*) personality and his positive attitude. His theme song is the "Barmal Theme Song" (or "Barmal Is A Dinosaur" to the tune of "Yankee Doodle").

His other well known song is "I Hate You," which has been parodied by many people and the tune is sung slowly to "This Old Man". Barmal likes most kinds of food, but his favorite is char siew rice (if i'm not wrong) and ice chocolate, presumably with chicken mayo sandwich, which is his favourite bread.

According to Barmal's Campfire Sing-Along, veggies are also a favorite of his. (this i'm not sure...)

-by: who else?

pokemon for sale. trained by chen yingxuan

PIKACHU
A Pikachu is a ground-dwelling rodent notable for its Electric abilities. Pikachu have short, yellow fur with brown stripes on its back, black-tipped ears, along with an unusually shaped tail, resembling a lightning bolt.
This specially trained Pikachu takes after its trainer, Chen Yingxuan, as you can see from the shot taken above.
it has a slightly constipated look and will appear to have no eyes when it smiles.

Pikachu are known to have acute senses of hearing, thanks to its large ears. Most domestic Pikachu are very intelligent, understanding and interpreting human speech at levels far surpassing those of any pet dog. it also knows how to speak Hokkien and initiates fight with people. though very intelligent, its only form of talking is pi, pika or pikachu.

for a real life demo, try finding yingxuan in pokeland.

Exclusive to the Pikachu's subspecies is the ability to release electric discharges of varying intensity, at will, through electric sacs in its cheeks. it mostly happens when it is trying to clear its bowels. >.<

POKEMON FOR SALE.
TRAINED ESPECIALLY BY CHEN YINGXUAN.

renowened for her lame and NOT so funny jokes, chen yingxuan has roamed from town to town in pokeland, fighting pokemons with her specially trained pikachu and her leotard fighting costume. unfortunately, at time of post, chen yingxuan was not available for us to provide a photo of her in her fighting leotard suit.

photoshopped picture courtesy of haemal.
description adapted from bulbapedia
by: president evil.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

firstly i wanna laugh at the president evil thing XDDD
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
ok now my turn to bring laughter to the class... >D

history lessons



and now the long awaited vids XD
disclaimer:
please watch in order and prepare to pause in between videos if you do not want to suffocate.

the classic:


the assorted:


the screamer:


and, DONT EVER DO THIS. suxin and i almost got thrown out of the library watching this >D anyway haemal's suggesting we do this too..but i dun wanna get grounded. ever.



XD can't...stop..laughing..XD

-sheeeeeeermaine.

(:

BENTO LOVIN'

hahah.
just a vague summary in jacity jac's POWERPACK BENTO! (:

o 5 apples, one a day, keeping the doctor away!(:
o chilli sauce!
o thousand island dressing
o seaweed (:
o cute old school biscuits. yay.
o SEXY WRITEUP PLUS DRAWINGS
o bento set!

some pictures of the bento sets consisting of:

onigiri (:

carrot/ham ballerina dancers

two chicks

crab-sticks sushi

seaweed, loads of it

cool cocktail sausages.


yay.



















SORRY FOR BAD QUALITY PEEKTURES! (:



toodles!

the countdown starts now!

hi everyone

like i haven't been naggy enough, just to reiterate what you should take away with you after today's mass civics: consistent work is the key. last minute studying for A levels will not translate into quality grades!

so if you want your As and Bs, what are you waiting for? :) or in your generation, (:

love,
ms h

happy easter weekend!

hello everyone,

while Easter may be a religious celebration, everyone can celebrate it because it signifies a new beginning, a rebirth and a resurrection of some GOOD part of yourself that has gone away and has returned!

the GOOD part i am referring to is your mugger self during the O levels. resurrect the nerds in all of you because the A levels will be upon us, soon!

thank you all who turned up to support Jalene for the dance performance at VCH. thought it was so funny that you all decided to get her a flower each and thus overwhelming her w all the love.

the other funny things that happened: no.1 i was stalked! no.2 there are some country bumpkins amongst us who were gawping at the 'bright lights' effect of our CBD! haha.

lastly, Jalene and I visited Jac yesterday and she's doing great. she loves the 'little black book of jokes' v much and the dvd classics as well :) btw, i agree with your choice of Lady Cat because i am truly _nc__nt when compared to you saplings.

i loved the book of jokes too. was reading it before dance started and shared some of the funnies with Ms S and she also said you guys are 'so wacky and sweet' (cue for ms h to roll her eyes).

keep the jokes coming here as well! laughter is the best medicine and the secret to healthy lives.

and i wouldn't be me if i didn't say this: pls do TRY to get some studying done this weekend.

love,
ms h

Sad love songs

(Celine Dion's Because You Love Me)

You were my strength when I was weak (i.e. he's weak)
You were my voice when I couldn't speak (i.e. he can't speak)
You were my eyes when I couldn't see (i.e. he can't see)

(Richard Marx & Donna Lewis' At the Beginning)

I'll be there
When the world stops turning (i.e. i'll never be there)
I'll be there
When the storm is through (i.e. i'll be there after the trouble's over)
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you (i.e. you'll never move forward)

so you want to be a lawyer...

hi everyone, here's the answer scheme to the assignment i set you last week (which some of you have not completed). ok not funny. hope you enjoy the following anyway :)


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?

WITNESS: He s aid, "Where am I, Cathy?"

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

_________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: You're kidding me, right!?

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, is that correct?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice, which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like
to rephrase that?

________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?

WITNESS: Oral.

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!

_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

_____________________________________

--- And the best for last: ---

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (explains the involuntary action of copying homework)

http://www.phobialist.com/#A-

brains!

this is a joke i found while clearing my inbox. haha. maybe u would have read it. but i find it real funny. enjoy!

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, wheretheir family member lay gravely ill Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a braintransplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is theonly hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves...

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a greatlength of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost? The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for afemale brain. The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoidingeye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the questioneveryone wanted to ask "Why is the male brain so much more? The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,

"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark downthe price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

suxin

Technology is AMAZING!!!

Just some amazing (i think) vidoes about our world today...haha...i was just randomly browsing thru youtube n found them in case u were wondering...

WARNING: If you have no patient, dun bother watching ;)

SHIFT HAPPENS


HUMAN NETWORK


this one is very funny...its a "tech"-idiot...from the past...hahaha
INTRODUCING THE BOOK


Oh yes...just 1 more ting...if u guys wan to put youtube videos here, but the edges keep getting cut off (like some of the videos below)...u mite wan to try changing the height to 280 and width to 350 (change both nos at top n bottom) so tt it'll be like the top videos :)

Haemal :))

hi 36 &
hey jac! hope you're feeling better now..get well soon!:)))
hope these keep u entertained! =)








luv, prash:)

Hey guys, most of you will remember this video below. the DOVE video we watched during the...ermm...i cant rmbr wat occasion...oh...i tink its the anorexia talk tingy...




then...i saw this parody...very funny haha...Slob Evolution!! haha



hahahahahaha....
Cheers,
Haemal...lame.aH

share songs?

haha. everyone's sharing songs. HI JAC. hope ur doing okay. please have a smile on ur face no matter what ya.

ANYWAY. as u noe, i have always have slight obsessions with different things from time to time. like black and white movives heh heh. and recently, i discovered country music. more specifically. country rock. country music done in a rock style. gettit? nvm. haha.

BUT. country rock ROCKs. okay maybe cos ive been listening to dixie chicks and keith urban recently. and check out the songs by them :)

landslide-dixie chicks (its quite a sad song actually haha. but the singing and the guitar rifts inside is great)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DkD4kjJwG4
the video's a lil weird though. but just listen la huh

not ready to make nice -dixie chicks (another rebellious song by the country rock trio :) )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwc5YSAc-7g&feature=related

ahh videos aside. there's s realy dumb comic strip i always view online. harhar. dunoe if its ur type of humour but just some lame shit for u to enjoy.

if the pictures not complete click on it and you'll be directed to the webbb.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

go to http://www.explosm.net/ the comic strip is called cyanide and happiness. its lamely funny. haha.


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

-.- hahaha.

and lastly, go search madtv on youtube if ur free. lots and lots of funny parodies and SATIRES hehe.

sx. :D

HELLO IT'S MOVIE REVIEW TIMEEEE! (((:

reviewing FOUR great and <3ly movies this time!

1. the leap years.
2. juno
3. P.s. I love you
4. Sweeney todd

the youtube video's i'm loading will be the trailers and go watch it! (((:



NUMBER ONEEE:
i went to watch the leap years with joanne today ((:

it's a really lovely movie and you should go watch it!
touching and nice (:


official website:
http://www.mediacorpraintree.com/TLY/



lovely soundtrack wraps up the entire movie nicely.
and the storyline, although clique is sweet and touching.


and the quotes were (:
some quotes:

it's not in the stars to hold our destiny
But in ourselves. - William Shakespeare


A person often meets his destiny
on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de la Fontaine


Coincidence is God's way of
remaining anonymous. - Albert Einstein


In three words, I can sum up
Everything I've learnt about life: It goes on. - Robert Feast


If you are not too long,
I will wait for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde







prepare loads of tissues for this one and you'll be in a dreamy mood the whole dayyy after watching it!
(:



NUMBER TWOOOO:

I watched this some time back and it's a great movie!
it offers alot of insight on life and true love what not.

it talks about premarital sex and the issues about true love and whatnot,
but just that this time, it comes from a teenager's pov! ((:


and a very very good reason why you should watch it is it's GOOD SOUNDTRACK.
HAHAHA.

the soundtrack is really <3<3

i <3 anyone else but you and all i need is you and i'm sticking with you personally.
ask me if you want me to send to you! ((:

the trailer:

go youtube and find the links etc.
haha.


ask me secretly for the link to watch it online for FREEEE.
((((:



NUMBER THREEEEE:
ahhhhh.
i watched this with my girlfriends from sc during val's day.

it was a feel good movie!
me and my friend (kaeting) cried like no tomorrow and we used up like few packs of tissues between us.


although the chemistry between hilary swank and the cute cute irish guy, mr whatishisname (oh) Gerard Butler, is missing abit here and there.
but his actions and the storyline rocked like crap.


favorite quote:

" what if this is it jerry? what if this is all life has to offer?"
- hilary swank.


it's so sweet and all you wish for after this movie is to migrate to ireland and fall headfirst into some romance with some guitar strumming, leather jacket wearing guy/

and the scenary in ireland made up for everything.
so country like, i loveee.


random:
i'm going to retire and migrate to ireland/greece to live.
and i'll draw flowers or shorelines everyday.


(((:



gosh.
AND the songs was so ((((: too!

but i like the songs:
- rewind by paulo nutini
- love you till the end by the pouges
- P.S. i love you by nellie mckay
- same mistake by james blunt


that's about it!

you should totally watch this man.
it's DA BOMB.

(ask me for the movie link too.)

trailer:


NUMBER FOURRRR:


THIS IS DA BOMB.
although everyone's been telling me it's )): and it's too gory/boring stupido.
it's good!
if not it wouldn't have won the oscars for best artistic direction sense.

the music is love and the dramatic significance of the whole movie was breathtaking.

it's so good and sad and gory/cool that it leaves you haunted when you finish watching it! (((:

trailer:



and the soundtrack is love.
i like it when he kills everyone and singing of his <3 for his daughter.
the song's johana, go listen!

it's great!

((((:





okay, end of review session.
had a great and LOVELY TIME.


hope you'll go check these out during march hols and
dont worry and be merry!


((((((((: zowie

#1 "Hae" mardi gra :P


#2 link to a random, happy song :D the jacket will look familiar, i believe..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iqX5yR37k&feature=related

#3 link to 'stop n stare' by one republic..(mal has the album..go steal)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhpqXbndFvQ

internet addiction rocks! :D

Hug my flower with your eyes

Hello hello, it's the very cool girl here. Yes you guessed it, it's The Other Miss Huang! :)

Okay anyway, all you go listen to the IT song (to me at least hahaha)
Uh.. It's cool to the max.

Hahaha

Kimya Dawson- Tree Hugger
(Juno ost)

The flower said, "I wish I was a tree,"
The tree said, "I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,

The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

(french/language that you and i don't understand)

And the rattlesnake said,
"I wish I had hands soI could hug you like a man."
And then the cactus said,
"Don't you understand,
My skin is covered with sharp spikes
That'll stab you like a thousand knives.
A hug would be nice,
But hug my flower with your eyes."

The flower said, "I wish I was a tree,"
The tree said, "I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,

The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.

And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.


HAHAHAHA. Okay, enjoy the song while er, doing the lovely drought essay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOP-slvtg4&NR=1