Urban Concepts...when applied to AJ Track & Field meet 08

(Disclaimer: This post is not intended to insult anyone, or anything, and is purely for the sake of laughter..if it can cos any...)

Assuming the PE dept. is the CBD, we can see the Bid Rent Theory at work in the picture below. The closer to the CBD, the higher the rent. The higher the rent, the taller the structure (usually). The further away, the shorter the structures. (In case you dun noe wat im talking abt, look at the way ppl are arranged in the pics.)

In LDCs, poorer workers who once lived in rural areas move to the city centre in view of better prospects. However, they are too poor to afford living close to the CBD. This causes the rise of squatter settlements.

In DCs however, the process of suburbanisation causes the emergence of secondary land value peaks, where rents once again rise. This means that structures get taller again.

(and no, as must as it looks like it, she's not training to be the next batman...like below)

and to other matters, there's a new initiative called the GREY RIBBON PROJECT...protect the cheetahs...

mal :)

more videos from geraldine :D

(scottish hotel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCbIz10PK8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLWt3RdkwmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9r25GhBWjc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tcY-JZWuVc&feature=related


(fat fighter)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcVZg2tVswk

(Ladies)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UczajO9qcghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwkwSfo0dng&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbz7eRqAbi8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk

happy earth day

hi everyone,

it's Earth Day today so do think about what are some things you can do to save the environment from further degradation. while you may think individual actions are insignificant, we all need to start somewhere and start small. it may not seem like you are reducing carbon dioxide emissions through your little actions but trust me, at the very most, your conscience is clear! :) you could even influence the people around you to be that little bit more conscious about their actions.

remember, every bit counts! so save the trees! read your geog notes faithfully so they wouldn't have to be sacrificed in vain! use both sides of your paper! take notes during lecture and use up every bit of space on your lecture notes! :)

start today!

love,

ms h

Bumper stickers:

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

http://www.ahajokes.com

A bit of everyday class humour... :)

haha...

mal :)

possible ideas for SGC writing

hello everyone,

we'll be starting our SGC writing exercises during class civics soon and here's where i get my inspiration from:

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Actual Quotes from Federal employees' performance
evaluations:



"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."



 

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."



 

"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in
a trap."



 

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."



 

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."



 

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."



 

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."




 

Actual Quotes from military Officer Efficiency Reports
(OERs):



 

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."



 

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."



 

"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."



 

"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on."



 

"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."



 

"One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests."



 

"Fell out of the family tree."



 

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."



 

"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."



 

"He's so dense, light bends around him."



 

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."



 

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."



 

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."



 

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."



"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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love,

ms h

http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/18/the-mrbrown-show-18-feb-2008-a-hong-kong-crime-wave/

lame podcast abt the edison chen scandal...the hk accent is a bit 0_O tho

xuan

Random Photos

The Fashion Show
3607 In Action



Then we have our model Hui Shan posing for the camera, retro style.

This is yingxuan and suxin...look at how they miss each other, *sighs*...

Haemal's solution to Suxin's problem of getting irritated when looking at entangled wires.

And, 3607's brilliant display of chinese during I&E day! XD

-sher.T

heart in my mouth

we are achieving our 100th posts soon! :)

hope everyone had a blast at the ORLJ yesterday, i heard some decent feedback about your professionalism as facilitators. well done! i'm proud of you guys. may it be a truly fruitful, enriching, fulfilling, educational, fun, hot, amazing... (and all other PC or not answers) experience for everyone.

just to let you guys know, i am only finding out your PW results at 10am, just like yourselves. or maybe even later as i'll be trapped at the reading room for training :(

i feel like throwing up soon because my heart is beating so fast..this is far worse than running 10k. wonder what will happen next March when your biggie results are out.

so to distract myself, i'm going to post some (embarrassing) peektures of the fashion design which you guys won! great job! (tho i was not v pleased with your excitedly distributing the prizes before geog lect)


someone tell me what suxin is trying to be. the superhero emcee? and xiqing? 0.5 kawaii pose?


the 100% kawaii pose (*secretly shudders*)

model and designer takes turn to smile..






ok that's all for now. need to get into some random yoga pose to feel Zen or my heart will just leap right out.

love,
ms h

retarded videos from stAJe geraldine :D

1. How to be ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDyEx9kS8MU

2.How to be gangster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ

3.How to be emo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU

4. How to be nerd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiRRjCyV_E

5. Ipod Human
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phbe8mEDMe4

greetings from SGH ward 78 room 7(:

hmm finally managed to get my laptop in, but the wireless connection here isn't fantastic so.. yes, i get kicked out every few minutes or something. not cool.

anyway,hmm yea looks like this week is finally coming to an end huh, by the time i'm discharged (staurday!) i would have been in and out of hospital for about one and a half months..whoa or what. Anyway yesterday's chemo experience was salvaged by the one and only best television series: GREY'S ANATOMY! hee. it was quite funny la, while the nurse was setting up the machine thingy, i was setting up my laptop and preparing my 'so called' battle front with snacks and snapple pink lemonade (lastest weird craving) on one side, the mags and books.i told the nurse to tell me when she pressed the start button so i could press start together with her. so yea timing was prefect (well almost, the machine had a few hiccups here and there) and for the whole chemo duration i watched 3 episodes of grey's(((((: BUT THEN. GUESS WHAT

after the whole 3 hours i thought it was over but NOoooo... the nurse brought in this new set of drugs... so basically now i'm stuck with a 'gameboy' sized machine with a thin tube pumping in this orange coloured drug into my chest for... (get this) 72 hours.uh huh. 3 days. 72 hours, 3 days. i wonder which one sounds nicer. why 72 hours? it's suppose to be less harsh for the body because technically chemo drugs are posion, on the machine label it actually says tonxins,this slow process wont scare/shock the body so much unless it was given say about 3 hours.so hopfully i wont feel so sicky after eveything, if not doctor poon owes me spaghetti. we made a bet. he said if i throw up he'll buy me spaghetti from sheraton towers. kind of a tough situation huh... should i throw up?

i hope that entertained you for a bit(:

89th post!

hi everyone

i logged in to see that we have an auspicious 88 posts in the blog! but too bad, i just had to ruin the good luck. i'm sure you'll forgive me because i chose four leaf clovers as your countdown timer design :)

in other news (i'm serious, i watched this on the news programme), yingxuan is not the only joker who takes today very seriously. ben and jerry's at vivo city pulled a fast one on customers by telling them they have discontinued ALL flavours and only vanilla is available!

imagine the horror! there was a hidden camera to log the customers' reactions and it was disbelief all around.

hilarious right? :)

well i'm glad to see some of you had fun today, being flighty air parcels or otherwise.

let's see, what naggy reminder shall i leave as my parting shot today? want to guess?

REVISE YOUR INSTABILITY/LAPSE RATES LECTURE NOW! before what you learnt swims out of your dory fishie heads.

love,
ms h

ps/the other reason why i logged in



another bento to drool over! this time fr apple co.

but i still prefer zowie's power bento. i'm too much of a tech idiot and really more of a pig.

april fool's is very tiring...

Jokes to chill with:

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

xuan